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Update: Thank you, everyone for all your help. Much appreciated :) There are more kind souls in this world than evil ones.
I've been meaning to do a spot of phlogging since I got my phone, and yesterday, I got the perfect opportunity.
My house got robbed. AGAIN. This is the second time in three weeks! The police suspect Indonesians because their MO is to use black magic and get in through the roof. We know there's black magic involved because the robbers took a crap in a drain behind my house. Apparently it's part of whatever 'deal' they have. Real arseholes. Someone who saw a guy take a crap reported that it was "besar macam jagung."Here's what the place looked like when we got back:
My room
Mum's room
Here's how they got in
They left this cap behind. Probably part of the pukau shit
Rabin goes pink!
13 comments:
Oh no, hope you catch the arseholes!! >:-(
Ya man. Thanks. Tell your family to be careful. Take measures to secure the roof
i didnt know shitting is part of black magic! what if he doesnt feel like shitting? anyway, the police better do something about it! TTDI is supposed to be a safe neighbourhood! not so safe now! btw, get a dog! bite those assholes!
BTW .. just for the info.. if you keep fish (small ones in aquarium).. they cant do all those black magic thingy..
Sam: If he doesn't feel like shitting, maybe he would PISS ON MY CLOTHES. Which is what he did. Man, is this robber full of it or what?!
Rabin: Thanks for the info. I obtained 2 new family members yesterday. Their names are Batman and Robin ;)
eh...rabin is there because??...is he a CSI?..
You know what they do in CSI? Take "human specimen" and analyse it back at the crime lab for DNA...maybe the "jagung" could come in handy...hahaha.. :p
Nick: Rabin was there because he's a bodyguard :D
Yeah, how I wish I had the hotties from the CSI team on my case. Too bad we're stuck with Cekap, Amanah & Tegas who don't do jack and couldn't care less. Do you know they STILL haven't interviewed the witnesses?
You should set traps like the ones in Home Alone.... except.... you won't be home.... and prolly not alone since it would be kinda scary.... Maybe some lazer beems..... it wuld be like *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* "WHAT NOW SUCKA" *PEW* *PEW* *PEW*.... or not
you should rly get an electric gate... otherwise when you go to open it at night.... you will be constantly looking out into the jungle part.
Take care - Kieran
Aiyooooo. I thought what Narin told me was bad. This is worse !
shit m'sia really is getting more and more dangerous and fucked up by the second aye!! and eeew about the shitting!! *gag* that's so gross. did they steal anything btw?
oops it's faith btw!! :P
Kieran : LOL yeah laser beams would be cool. the ones which slice off things which cut through the beam. Yes, planning on installing an auto-gate soon. Thanks for the advice :)
Annette : What did Narin tell you? Did her house get robbed too?
Faith : Yah. Sickos. Got some jewelry, cash and mum's work laptop stolen. Plus after the robbery we had to spend money fixing the damages :(
Shiiiit, no insurance cover then :( Well at least it wasn't anything toooo valuable, lucky the laptop was a work one!!
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